I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me Humor #Absurd #Communication #Conversations
Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?""Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.""What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?""Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones #Clary Fray #Jace Wayland #Joke
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. Alanis Morissette Humor #Opinion #Sarcasm #Song
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones #Clary #Jace #Sarcasm
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.""They didn't,"Magnus said. "Your wards are down.""Really?"the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you."He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down. Cassandra Clare, City of Glass Humor #Consul #Humor #Magnus Bane
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones Humor #Humor #Jace Wayland #Sarcasm
Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?"Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people,"said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking... J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Humor #Death #Humor #Sarcasm
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes,"said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There's no need to call me "sir"Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Humor #Humor #Rebellion #Sarcasm