Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?""Yes.""You called her a liar?""Yes.""You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?""Yes.""Have a biscuit, Potter. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Humor #Biscuit #Humor #Rebellion
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes,"said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There's no need to call me "sir"Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Humor #Humor #Rebellion #Sarcasm