The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones Humor #City Of Bones #Humor #Jace Wayland
Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?""Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.""What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?""Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones #Clary Fray #Jace Wayland #Joke
That does it,"said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?"Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means. Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes Humor #Dictionary #Fun #Humor
You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me."She smiled up at him. Filthy as he was, covered in blood and dirt, he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen."But I don't want anything else in the world. Cassandra Clare, City of Glass Love #Clary Fray #Jace Wayland #Love
The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones #City Of Bones #Jace Wayland
Not everything is about you,"Clary said furiously."Possibly,"Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are. Cassandra Clare, City of Glass #Clary Fray #Ego #Jace Wayland
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane,"said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot.""Forever?"said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it,"he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you? Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes Humor #Humor #Jace Wayland #Simon Lewis
Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?"asked Jace."It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.""As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome,"said Simon."I knew we should have left you a rat. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones Humor #Bath #Clary Fray #Humor
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones Humor #Humor #Jace Wayland #Sarcasm
Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.""Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay,"Clary muttered."Selling them on what?"Clary smiled blandly at him. "A mythical place of great magical power. Cassandra Clare, City of Bones #Clary Fray #Ebay #Jace Wayland
I don't want to be a man,"said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.""Well,"said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job. Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes Humor #Clary Fray #Demons #Growing Up
Jesus!"Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me,"said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling. Cassandra Clare Humor #Humor #Jace Wayland #Simon Lewis