I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally. Wallace Shawn Humor #Character #Funny #Life
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me Humor #Absurd #Communication #Conversations
One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time. Daniel J. Goor Humor #Dead #Funny #Time
There's clearly humor that goes too far and humor that is violative, and we are engaged in our humor in a complex call-and-response with one another. I'm telling you a joke to see if you think that it's funny... but if one of us violates some principle or touches on a particularly tender spot of the other, normally we adjust to that and move on. Andrew Hudgins Humor #Funny #Joke #Move
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. Rodney Dangerfield Funny #Crime #Funny #Humour
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me Love #Absurd #Crazy #Funny
I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film. Melissa Rosenberg Love #Awkward #Character #Funny
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. Michael Caine Humor #Anger #Funny #Wife
It's not because I want to make out with her."Hold on."He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit John Green, Looking for Alaska Funny #Funny
I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. Issa Rae Humor #Black #Funny #Hate
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Lemony Snicket, Horseradish Funny #Funny
I would say just start writing. You've got to write every day. Copy someone that you like if you think that perhaps could become your sound, too. I did that with Hemingway, and I thought I was writing just like Hemingway. Then all of a sudden it occurred to me - he didn't have a sense of humor. I don't know anything he's written that's funny. Elmore Leonard Humor #Copy #Funny #Start
They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting. John Green, Looking for Alaska Funny #Awesomeness #Funny
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. Tom DeLonge Humor #Boring #Cliche #Funny
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter Arts #Forgetting #Funny #Hear
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding Funny #Funny
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain Humor #Classic Insult #Funeral #Funny