G Home / Authors / George Carlin Quotes by famous author George Carlin to inspire perseverance Total Number of Quotes: 4 Fighting Funny George Carlin Humanity Humor Insanity Lies Lying Peace Self Indulgence Sex Truth Categories: humor Quotes by George Carlin Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin Humor #Humor Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin Humor #Fighting #George Carlin #Humor The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin Humor #Funny #Humanity #Humor The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin Humor #Humor #Insanity #Lies Load More Quotes
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin Humor #Humor
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin Humor #Fighting #George Carlin #Humor
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin Humor #Humor #Insanity #Lies